xbox420:

let me live

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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agentrodgers:

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*pretends I didn’t see*

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

I YAHOO!-ed Myself with Natalie Dormer (x)

fer1972:

Photography, Space and Food: The Art of Dina Belenko

 #art
You delivered pizza in high school. Did any of the women ever invite you in?

Oh yeah! I had this single mother who would always request that I deliver her pizzas. I was working the day after Christmas, and she answered her door in a robe that was tied—but was kind of open. She asked if I could hook up the PlayStation she got her kids. She was a mature woman. But I loved the seductiveness of what was happening.

nickdrake:

Playboy Magazine (1976).

 #nsfw

flamingfrenchtoast:

today’s progress, shading.

 #tattoo

fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK