at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon
*pretends I didn’t see*
being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this
and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and
and then when they leave i just
ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
You delivered pizza in high school. Did any of the women ever invite you in?
Oh yeah! I had this single mother who would always request that I deliver her pizzas. I was working the day after Christmas, and she answered her door in a robe that was tied—but was kind of open. She asked if I could hook up the PlayStation she got her kids. She was a mature woman. But I loved the seductiveness of what was happening.