ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
“I love my job, I love my job, I love my job…" - Jim Gordon every single day, probably.
Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
I hope this video helps break a few of your stereotypes. I found that most Tattoo artists that I dealt with were very courteous professionals.
Maybe not for the squeamish, but Destin’s newest video is absolutely mesmerizing and neato!
do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort
U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself
Reminder, Maria Hill likes to draw bad doodles on official S.H.I.E.L.D. documents.
Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle